Exit Review is a mobile app that lets you rate everyday life moments like Amazon products. AI writes brutally honest, funny reviews of your experiences. You can also upload photos for AI roasting and share reviews as memes in 10+ formats.

Yes. The free tier includes 3 AI reviews per day with Roast Mode, Amazon Review, and Google Review voices. You can watch ads for bonus reviews. Premium ($3.99/mo) unlocks unlimited reviews, all 12+ AI voices, photo roasting, and removes ads.

How does the AI roast feature work?

Upload a photo and select Roast Mode. The AI (powered by Grok's vision model) analyzes what's in your photo and writes a brutally specific roast about every detail it sees. You can roast yourself or roast someone else.

Yes. All your reviews are stored locally on your device. We don't create user accounts, don't store your data on our servers, and don't sell information to anyone. AI processing happens through encrypted connections and is not retained.

Exit Review — Roast App to Rate Your Life and Share as Memes

Features

Your Life, Roasted and Reviewed

Name the moment. Rate it. Exit Review writes the brutally honest review you were too honest to post yourself.

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Roast Mode

Upload a photo. Get destroyed. Exit Review sees every detail in the picture — your outfit, the background, your expression — and roasts it with zero mercy. Self-roast or roast someone else.

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8 Reviewer Voices

Amazon product review. Google Maps review. Sports commentary in 5 sports. Legal deposition. Nature documentary. Therapist notes. Brutal roast. Your life, their style.

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10+ Shareable Meme Formats

Share as a fake Amazon review, a fake tweet, an iMessage conversation, a Letterboxd film review, an Instagram story, a rating card — every format designed for a specific platform.

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Photo Roasting

Upload a selfie, a meal, your desk — anything. Exit Review analyzes what's in the photo and writes about it. In Roast Mode, it's devastating. Choose self-roast or roast someone else.

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30 Languages

Generate reviews in English, Spanish, Hindi, Chinese, Arabic, French, German, Japanese, Korean, and 21 more. Choose during onboarding or switch anytime in Settings.

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Life Insights

12-week mood calendar. Rating breakdown. Top categories. Weekly performance review. Life Wrapped personality profile. 12 achievements. Streak tracking.

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5 Sports

Your moment narrated in the style of baseball, football, soccer, golf, or cricket commentary. The sport sets the energy — the story is about your actual life.

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Argue With the Reviewer

Disagree with your review? Fight back. The reviewer will defend their rating with the conviction of someone who has never been wrong.

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Challenges & Gamification

Weekly challenges, daily prompts, tier lists, head-to-head comparisons, Life Receipt, and the ability to compare any two moments side by side.

FAQ

Questions? Answered.

Everything you need to know before rating your life.

What is Exit Review?

Exit Review is a mobile app that lets you rate everyday life moments and generates brutally honest, funny reviews of your experiences. Rate your morning commute, your lunch, your awkward conversation — anything. Pick a voice (roast, Amazon review, sports commentary, legal deposition, and more) and Exit Review writes the review. Attach a photo and it'll roast that too.

Is Exit Review free?

Yes. The free tier includes 3 reviews per day with Roast Mode, Amazon Review, and Google Review voices. Premium ($3.99/month or $29.99/year) unlocks 100 reviews per day, all 8 voices (13+ variants), all share formats, unlimited photo roasting, and removes ads.

How does photo roasting work?

Upload a photo and select Roast Mode. Exit Review analyzes what's in the photo — your outfit, the background, your expression, everything — and writes a brutally specific roast. You can choose to roast yourself (first person) or roast someone else (third person).

What voices are available?

8 reviewer voices with 13+ variants: Roast Mode (self or third-person), Brutal Roast, Amazon Reviewer, Google Review, Sports Commentary (baseball, football, soccer, golf, cricket), Legal Deposition, Nature Documentary, and Your Therapist. Each writes in a completely different style — all about your actual life moment.

What share formats can I use?

10+ shareable meme formats: fake Amazon reviews, fake tweets, iMessage conversations, Letterboxd film reviews, Instagram stories, rating cards, gradient cards, meme cards, dark cards, and full review with photo. Every format includes @ExitReviewApp branding and www.exitreview.app.

What languages are supported?

30 languages including English, Chinese, Hindi, Spanish, Arabic, Bengali, Portuguese, Russian, Japanese, Korean, French, German, and 18 more. Select during onboarding or switch anytime in Settings. Reviews generate in your chosen language.

Is my data private?

Yes. All your reviews are stored locally on your device — not on our servers. We don't create user accounts, don't track your location, and don't sell your data. Photos sent for roasting are processed in real-time and not stored. See our Privacy Policy for full details.

What platforms is Exit Review available on?

Exit Review is available for iOS (iPhone and iPad). Android support is coming soon.

Exit Review — The Roast App That Rates Your Life