Yes. All your reviews are stored locally on your device. We don't create user accounts, don't store your data on our servers, and don't sell information to anyone. AI processing happens through encrypted connections and is not retained.

Exit Review — AI App to Rate and Roast Your Life Moments

Features

Your Life, Reviewed

Name the moment. Rate it. Let AI write the review you were too honest to post yourself.

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Roast Mode

Upload a photo. Get destroyed. AI sees what's in the picture and goes after every detail. Self-roast or roast someone else.

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Amazon-Style Reviews

Your commute, your lunch, your existential dread — reviewed like a product with shipping issues and no return policy.

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10+ Share Formats

Fake tweets, Amazon screenshots, iMessage bubbles, Letterboxd reviews, Instagram stories. Every review is a potential viral moment.

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Sports Commentary

Your life narrated like the final seconds of a championship game. Baseball, football, soccer, golf, or cricket — pick your sport.

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Life Insights

Mood calendar, rating breakdown, weekly AI performance review, achievements, and your personal Life Wrapped.

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Argue With the Reviewer

Disagree with your review? Fight the AI. It will defend its rating with the conviction of a Yelp Elite reviewer.

FAQ

Questions? Answered.

Everything you need to know before rating your life.

What is Exit Review?

Exit Review is a mobile app that lets you rate everyday life moments like Amazon products. AI writes brutally honest, funny reviews of your experiences. Rate your morning commute, your lunch, your awkward conversation — anything. The AI critic handles the rest.

Is Exit Review free?

Yes. The free tier includes 3 AI reviews per day with Roast Mode, Amazon Review, and Google Review voices. You can watch ads for bonus reviews. Premium ($3.99/month or $29.99/year) unlocks unlimited reviews, all 12+ AI voices, AI photo roasting, meme captions, and removes all ads.

How does the AI roast feature work?

Upload a photo and select Roast Mode. The AI (powered by Grok's vision model) analyzes what's in your photo — your outfit, the background, your expression, everything — and writes a brutally specific roast. You can choose to roast yourself (first person) or roast someone else (third person).

What AI voices are available?

12+ reviewer voices including: Roast Mode, Brutal Roast (Grok), Amazon Reviewer, Google Review, Baseball/Football/Soccer/Golf/Cricket Commentary, Legal Deposition, Nature Documentary, and Your Therapist. Each voice writes in a completely different style.

What share formats can I use?

10+ shareable meme formats: fake Amazon reviews, fake tweets/X posts, iMessage conversations, Letterboxd film reviews, Instagram stories, gradient cards, rating cards, and more. Every format is sized for a specific social platform and includes the exitreview.app watermark.

Is my data private?

Yes. All your reviews are stored locally on your device — not on our servers. We don't create user accounts, don't track your location, and don't sell your data. Photos sent for AI roasting are processed in real-time and not stored. See our Privacy Policy for full details.

What platforms is Exit Review available on?

Exit Review is available for iOS (iPhone and iPad). Android support is coming soon. The app requires iOS 16+ or Android 13+.